Target Shooting in Elberta

Andrew trying out the 22 caliber

danny showing off his MW3 skills

grandpa at his best!



I may be smiling now but don't piss me off!!!

Found it on Facebook

JUDGE ME and I'll prove you wrong.
TELL ME WHAT TO DO and I'll tell you off.
SAY I'M NOT WORTH IT and watch where I end up.
CALL ME A BITCH and I'll show you one.
SCREW ME OVER and I'll do it to you tiwce as bad.
CALL ME CRAZY but really you have NO IDEA!

The boys are sick today

So Danny texts me today and lets me know he is feeling dizzy. I asked if he was pregnant & he was not amused by my lack of tenderness towards his illness. :-(  I suggested that he go lie down in the front office for a while to see if he got feeling better. He still was not impressed, his words to me were that it was a dumb idea to feel like crap at school.  O..K...A..Y  We brought the child home. After school I usually send Andrew (9 year old) a text about where he is supposed to go after school. Here is the conversation:

    MOM - Ruben is picking you up & taking you home.  Danny is at home feeling sick. Please take  care of him & let me know how he is feeling.
    ANDREW-I am feeling bad too but u dont see me wining
    MOM-Oh my goodness. What prompted that reply?  You are a hoot!!!!
    ANDREW-I dont even know what that means

I had to share these hilarious texts with my co-workers and they totally got a kick out of Andrews replies.