As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked
Cinderella arrived home after midnight
Pinocchio told lies
Aladdin was a thief
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance
Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
THE FAULT IS NOT MINE!
